My Dildo Diary
My blog is about things that me and my other-half, Stickitintheair, like. I am his Toy and he is my Sir. My blog is 18+ and is NSFW.
Ask us what ever you like or feel free to Submit things of yourself or the things that you like, don't be shy.
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My cock feels soo good inside my little fucktoy.
Mmm :-) makes me wish i had some rope lying about…
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To everyone who has followed me during my absence, i shall get round to following back and checking out your blogs :-)
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Anonymous asked: Is there any chance you're going to start posting again?
I will start posting again soon, life has been a bit hectic recently. Expect a full-blown return from myself and Stickitintheair very soon :-)
its been a while…
…but this is funny.
Last night stickitintheair went for a shower when i got home from work. I was told to assume the position and quickly jumped into place when he came in.
The position is on my knees, arse in the air and face down to the bed.
He perched himself behind me, parted my cheeks and i sucked in a little air….cue a massive queef!
Instead of having sex, he kept parting my cheeks so i kept queefing!! Part, queef, part, queef, part, queef….for like a half hour. We tried varying the queefs, squeaky, sloppy, long… there were tears and gasping for air as we both laughed til our bellies ached :-)
We never got round to the sex cos we were knackered from laughing!! hahaha!!
QUEEF!
Fail
it was medicinal baby… i have toothache. you were snoring. i hoped that all the endorphines from masturbating would be a natural painkiller… fed up of tablets now :-( xxFinding out in the morning that your girlfriend was furiously masturbating whilst you slept next to her!!!
